Things You Should Never Find in Your Fridge

1. live animals

2. milk expired for over 2 years

3. your sense of humor

4. your extra set of keys

5. your sanity

6. miscellaneous body parts (ex. those belonging to ex-boyfriends)

7. cash (unless you take cold, hard cash literally)

8. your soul

9. childhood memories

10. your sex life

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