How to Survive a Cold

1. complain as much as possible so that people are nice to you and get you whatever you want/need

2. drink lots of orange juice

3. call everyone you know to tell them about your cold so they all feel sorry for you

4. drink lots of herbal tea

5. guilt your significant other into making/feeding you soup (preferably homemade)

6. get plenty of rest

7. change facebook status to alert everyone to just how sick you are, in case they’ve forgotten the phone call

8. take hot baths

9. whine until your significant other gives you massages – to cure your cold, of course

10. spend an extra day in bed, just in case you haven’t completely recovered yet

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