The Aftermath of St. Patrick’s Day

while drunk texts are embarrassing, drunk cover letters can do more damage. here is an example:

Dear

HR,

I would be the perfect fit for you’re store because you hire pretty brunettes and I’m a pretty brunette so I’d blend in.

We totally just met at a bar. I culn’t remember why you gave me your card. I thought firtinmg because your hot but then my friend was totallylike no its for that job. so IM sending you thiis stuff.
My resumee is at home. i can send it when we leave the bar. Ok??

xox,

aussdftistic hipster

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