How to Overstay Your Welcome

1. store a machete in the bedroom closet

2. set the kitchen on fire

3. reorganize everything in a system that only makes sense to you

4. eat everything in the fridge with no intention of replacing it

5. change the locks

6. invite your significant other to also live on the couch

7. proceed to have lots of sex on all the furniture, preferably when everyone is home

8. make as much noise as possible between the hours of 2-6am

9. start a band; practice at home

10. blog obviously about the person you’re staying with in a way that is obvious to everyone, including that person

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One Response to How to Overstay Your Welcome

  1. JoAnn Wilchek Basist says:

    How about taking over the TV remote!

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