What to Give Up For Lent:
2. honesty: don’t tell people how you really feel. be nice for a change.
3. caffeine (just kidding… see: https://autistichipster.wordpress.com/2011/02/14/if-i-were-cut-off-from-caffeine/)
4. paperwork: you can coast by for 40 days
5. deadlines: if you claim it’s for a religious reason, can anyone really say anything?
6. making a fool of yourself (good luck)
7. your arch-nemesis. this 40-day truce will make her drop her guard too, so 40 days later you can seek the ultimate revenge. this way everyone wins.
8. cleaning: find peace in the chaos
9. sarcasm (yeah, right)
10. political correctness
11. your mother-in-law
12. returning phone calls
13. health food
15. lent (unless you gave up irony for the season)