10 Best Unconventional Things to Yell on an Airplane

1. is anyone else getting any service up here? (could be about your phones; could be about your flight attendant…)

2. anyone need a doctor yet?

3. raise your hand if you voted republican in 2004!

4. (anything in tongues – especially if you’re rolling down the aisle while yelling it)

5. the mile-high club is overrated!

6. has anyone seen my tarantula?

7. does anyone have a tampon i could borrow?

8. (any shakespearean speech should do the trick)

9. (while banging on bathroom door) excuse me! i believe i left my lighter in there!

10. lady, get your hands off my nuts!

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