1. is anyone else getting any service up here? (could be about your phones; could be about your flight attendant…)
2. anyone need a doctor yet?
3. raise your hand if you voted republican in 2004!
4. (anything in tongues – especially if you’re rolling down the aisle while yelling it)
5. the mile-high club is overrated!
6. has anyone seen my tarantula?
7. does anyone have a tampon i could borrow?
8. (any shakespearean speech should do the trick)
9. (while banging on bathroom door) excuse me! i believe i left my lighter in there!
10. lady, get your hands off my nuts!