On Punching People in the Face

there have been many times that I’ve considered punching someone in the face. today i weigh the pros and cons of acting on this urge.

pros:
1. the satisfaction of fist-hitting-face would be a priceless experience
2. feeling like a proverbial “man”
3. being able to cross something off the “bucket list”
4. having the last word (unless of course they hit back… -see cons)
5. knowing that you did something for the good of all mankind, since the person requiring a punch has probably deserved many a punch before this one – but you were the one to finally strike back!
cons:
1. the person on the receiving end of said punch might punch back, leaving some kind of bruise (but it would make a great story, so maybe this is really a pro?)
2. looking like you’re unstable and/or have some sort of rage issue…
3… that’s about it…
in conclusion: the pros far outweigh the cons when considering whether or not to punch someone in the face.
the end.
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2 Responses to On Punching People in the Face

  1. Jackie says:

    Here here! I often consider this at least 40 times through out the day. Is it cool to start a girl fight club, because I am sure you will have members lines up.

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